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12 Things Only A Desi Girl Who Uses A Lot Of GAALIS Will Understand!
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Published: Sep 12, 2015

Swearing is a bad habit. No really. Like a really bad habit. But do you know what is even worse? A GIRL who swears A LOT! Apparently, us girls are supposed to be soft spoken and mind our words. A desi girl who uses a lot of gaalis is a BIG PROBLEM!

Here’s a list of 12 things only a desi girl who uses a lot of gaalis will understand:

1. People often tell you, “Girls don’t talk like that” or “Girls don’t swear” but you are like:

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2. You have been judged by a lot of aunties and uncles just because you are a girl and swearing is not “lady like”

Who wants to be a lady here? And what on earth is LADY LIKE?

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3. You are super-careful in front of your parents/teachers and other adults.

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4. But sometimes you just don’t realise you are using the forbidden words…

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5. Sometimes you only use gaalis to express your emotions

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6. Sometimes you use a super-gandi gaali and get stared at by everyone who hears it

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You know what she said… I don’t need to spell it out for you.

7. You know swear words in more than one language and are proud of it! It’s a SKILL!

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8. Your guy friends admire you for your choice of swear words and then teach you some new ones to keep you up to date!

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9. You are told that you are going to be bad influence on children!

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10. You address your favourite people with a gaali. It’s TRADITION!

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11. When you aren’t cursing with your mouth, you are using your hands

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12. And sometimes you use a gaali and then say “It’s not a gaali, yaar”

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Not everyone who swears is a bad person. Some people don’t even intend the wrong meaning. Don’t be so quick to judge people!