Have you ever looked at a child and slapped them across their face in your head?
Welcome to the club, bro!
Here’s a list of 12 things only someone who hates children will understand:
1. You don’t understand why people go “AWWWWW” when they look at a child or a cute-baby-picture
What are cute baby pictures anyway? There is nothing cute about those pictures!
2. It scares the hell out of you when a friend tells you they are planning to have a baby
You can’t keep calm when a baby touches you and your friends have their babies vomiting, peeing and pooping all over them!