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12 Things Only People Who Hate Children Will Understand!
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Published: Sep 6, 2015

Have you ever looked at a child and slapped them across their face in your head?

Welcome to the club, bro!

Here’s a list of 12 things only someone who hates children will understand:

1. You don’t understand why people go “AWWWWW” when they look at a child or a cute-baby-picture

What are cute baby pictures anyway? There is nothing cute about those pictures!

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2. It scares the hell out of you when a friend tells you they are planning to have a baby

You can’t keep calm when a baby touches you and your friends have their babies vomiting, peeing and pooping all over them!

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3. You hate all the kids in your family because you just can’t tolerate them

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4. You hate it when children are yelling inside a restaurant

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5. You hate the parents who think their children are super-smart when all they can do is sing “Twinkle Twinkle little star”

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6. When a child blocks your way in a supermarket aisle, all you want to do is run them over with your trolley

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7. Babies on a plane are your worst nightmare!

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8. You make horrible faces to scare little kids when no one’s looking

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9. You don’t know how to hold a toddler and when someone asks you to hold their child you are like

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10. When they throw tantrums over the stupidest of things!

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11. When they run all over the place wearing their noisy squeaky shoes!

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12. When you ask people how can they tolerate kids and they say “you will know when you have your own kids”

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What do you hate about children the most?