There are some days when you don’t feel like working at the office. Days when you have to go because you don’t want your pay cut. You go but you just don’t want to do any work.
Here are 12 ways where you can look busy at work without doing any work:
1. Have a lot of paper on your desk
It makes you look like you’ve been working a lot and are busy because you have so many papers on your desk
2. Eat lunch at your desk
It’ll look like you’re working while eating but you’re actually just chilling
3. Walk around the office really fast
You’ll seem like someone who has somewhere to be. You could just be walking to the washroom, or out side for a smoke break.
4. Send a late night email
It’ll make you look like you’ve been up all night working when you’ve actually been partying all night XD
5. Sigh a lot at your desk
When someone asks whats wrong? just say “Work man”
6. Carry a note book
Write in it from time to time to look professional
7. Open up word and just start typing
It doesn’t even have to be coherent just write what you’re thinking
8. Don’t smile
Busy people aren’t happy. No smiling!
9. Wear Headphones
You’ll look like you’re concentrating but you’re just listening to Cheap Thrils by Sia
10. Go out for meetings
Claim to go out for meetings but just go to your friends house or to the movies
11. Massage your temples
You’ll seem stressed because jeez there’s so much work how can you not be?
12. Keep talking about how much work you have
They’ll automatically assume you do. But we know you don’t