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13 Annoying Things Desi Relatives Say!
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Published: Dec 29, 2015

Desi relatives can be really annoying at times, specially when you meet them after a long time. Here’s what desi relatives say that are annoying as hell:

1. Them: “Arey, Kitne barde hogye ho! Itne se thy jab mei ne last dekha tha!”
Me: “Do you expect me to remain a 2-year-old all my life?”

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2. Them: “Beta, mei yaad hun aap ko?” Or “Beta, aap jante hain mujhe?”
Me: “I met you ages ago, how do you expect me to remember you?”

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3. Them: “Or kya kar rahe ho aaj kal?”
Me: “Dealing with crap”

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4. Them: “Aage ke kya plans hain?”
Me: “What plans are your talking about? I don’t even know what am I having for dinner”

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5. Them: “Kahaan gayab ho nazar hi nai aate”
Me: “Trying to stay away from you!”

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6. Them: “Prdhai kaisi chal rahi hai?”
Me: “Nahi chal rahi. Ruk gyi hai”

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7. Them: “Result kya aya beta?”
Me: “Kill… me… now!”

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8. Them: “Job lag gyi? Package kya hai?”
Me: “Why do you want to know my salary package? WHY?”

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9. Them: “Kitne mote hogye ho!” or “Kitne kamzoor hogye ho!”
Me: “Stay away from me or I’ll eat you too”

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10. Them: “Shaadi kab karoge, beta?”
Me: “NEVER”

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11. Them: “Who’s that guy/girl with you in your Facebook DP”
Me: “Stop stalking me!”

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12. Them: “Humare waqt mei to aisa nahi hota tha”
Me: “Are you jealous?”

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13. Them: “Ghar zaroor ana beta!”
Me: “That ain’t gonnah happen!”

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