Love is beautiful – Yes!
Couples are cute – NO!
Couples are annoying. They all do weird shit that makes everyone uncomfortable. There’s always that one couple on your Facebook, your friends’ group, your family hell they’re EVERYWHERE and they annoy the hell out of you. Here’s what couples do that make us hate them:
1. The Baby talk – Baby, sugar, honey, pumpkin, koochiko!
Your partner is not your baby! He/she is a grown up or you are a pedophile! And they sure are not anything to eat, so STAHP IT!
2. Becoming the love guru for all the single people they know
Stop matchmaking, you don’t know anything about why we’re single!
3. FDA – Facebook display of affection
We are not interested in your lovey-dovey Facebook statuses or gazillion couple pictures!
4. PDA – Public display of highly unnecessary affection
GET A ROOM!
5. Binge texting each other ALL THE TIME while hanging out with friends
6. Being inseparable – Invite 1, both of them show up
7. Holding hands all the FRIGGING time
8. Talking about their bae all the time when they are not around
9. Wearing matching coloured outfits
10. Using each other’s email addresses and social media accounts
11. Telling each other everything even friends’ secrets
12. Celebrating monthiversary and anniversaries
One month ENGAGEMENT anniversary