Necessity is the mother of invention. And invention is creativity of mind. Yet these inventions have the ability of boggling your mind too. When you are stuck in a situation and you think ‘Oh I wish I had a contraption to get this job done’ and viola – some genius sitting in some dark alley across the globe decides to invent it and you think all your dreams are going to come true. Well, newsflash! They don’t! After you see this post you may think twice about wanting the contraption in the first place!
Here are 15 crazy products that we have all been convinced to try at one point or another:
1. Aluma Wallet
It’s basically a wallet size lunch box. All your stuff is secured because the wallet is water and radiation proof!
2. Faceless Bracelet Watch
Because regular watches are too mainstream and you like the challenge of finding the time in this little faceless contraption.
3. Camera Pen
If you want to be a spy, then you must have this pen. You can take pictures and make videos, and even write stuff when you need to! Don’t deny it, we have ALL wanted to buy this or have bought it!
4. Shake Weight
It’s a weight that actually shakes. Enough said.
5. Sauna Suit
It helps you sweat and lose that weight faster! Apparently you can even wear it whilst working out. Yes, and this is why we don’t have an obesity problem in this world!
6. USB Rechargeable Lighters
A lighter that you would have to recharge. It doesn’t require fluids of any sort. We have one more thing to charge now. Great.
7. Yoko Height
This helps you grow taller. You wear these soles in your shoes and they help you grow an inch or so taller. Screw Nature or Science. What do they know?
8. Cold Drink Dispenser
Because you can’t be bothered with the tedious job of pouring the drink into the glass by yourself so you have a personal cold drink dispenser. Apparently, this way the gas of the bottle doesn’t escape. And neither does that fat on your body! Wohoo!
9. Morning Walker
Why walk when you can lie down… and walk. This device works out your body while you lie down – so in case you want to go for a quick morning run, just lay back and adjust the speed. We are definitely one step forward – in the wrong direction!
10. Waxvac – Ear Wax Remover (Ear Cleaner)
This gun sucks out all of your ear wax. Because we don’t have enough guns in the world.
11. Car Seat Massager
The one thing that you need while driving is a massage. It’s such a great idea to have your neck, back, hips and thighs massaged. This is completely safe.
12. Butterfly abs
Apply this butterfly-like device to your trouble areas and watch them shrink! Butterfly abs gives you wings!
13. Miss Belt
This is the advanced (read extreme) version of a corset. This will have your waist looking like a Disney Princess’ in seconds. Fun times.
14. Tummy Fit Oil
Massage this on your belly and all the fat will magically disappear.
15. Neckline Slimmer
Suffering from a double chin? There is no need to work out or eat healthy when you have the neckline slimmer! This device will do all the work for you.