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21 Times You Have Hated Pakistani Bike Walas!
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Published: Sep 16, 2015

Biker boys are hot – ONLY in movies like Torque and Dhoom! Bike walas are not at all hot in real life. Not even if they have a sport’s bike.

Pakistani bike walas can cross all limits of annoying any sane person! Here’s a list of 21 times everyone has hated Pakistani Bike walas!

1. When they take their bike’s silencer off and let it rumble BROOM BROOM BROOM all the way!

Stop the noise already!!

Source: Defence.pk
Source: Defence.pk

2. When they zigzag across the road

Road kya tumhare papa ka hai? 

Source: Youtube
Source: Youtube

3. When there is a traffic jam and they decide to ride their bikes on footpaths/ pavements/sidewalks/anything else they can find

Where are pedestrians supposed to walk? On your face?

Source: my.fakingnews.firstpost.com
Source: my.fakingnews.firstpost.com

4. When they occupy the space of a LAND CRUISER in the parking area.

Screengrab from Bekar Vines video
Source: Pakwheels

5. When they block your car from all sides in the parking area!

Screen grab from Bekar Vines' video
Screen grab from Bekar Vines’ video

6. When they NEVER EVER indicate that they are about to turn

What are indicators?

Source: themuslimtimes.org
Source: themuslimtimes.org

7. When they take wrong turns at the wrong time

The bus has to stop because a bike wala is taking a wrong turn!

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Source: virtualtourist.com

 

8. When they ignore traffic lights

PUT THEM IN JAIL!

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Source: ONLINE

9. When they blame the car wala even if it is their own fault.

Source: dunyanews.tv
Source: dunyanews.tv

10. When they ride too slow right in the middle the road and won’t let you overtake them either!

Photo: MUHAMMAD JAVAID
Photo: MUHAMMAD JAVAID

11. When they use their phones whilst riding the bike

Ghuss jao phone mei! 

Source: Pakwheels
Source: Pakwheels

12. When they show their talent of wheeling on a busy road

13. When they try to fit their whole KHANDAAN on a bike

There is enough room for 2 more – one will sit on my head and the other on my husbands!

Source: Pakwheels.com
Source: Pakwheels.com

14. When they don’t wear helmets!

Helmets are for the weak, right?

Source: thenews.com.pk
Source: thenews.com.pk

15. When they try to ride through the narrowest space between two cars.

Source: pakistan.onepakistan.com.pk
Source: pakistan.onepakistan.com.pk

16. And hit or break the side mirror of your car and then say “Sorry, bhai!”.

Sometimes they don’t even apologise!

Source: eastleighnews.co.uk
Source: eastleighnews.co.uk

17. When they decide to race with their other biker friends

Source: Picsgag.com
Source: Picsgag.com

18. When they do this:

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Source: article.wn.com

19. And this:

Source: carmudi.pk
Source: carmudi.pk

20. When the bike wala is not even 18!

They should be doing their home work!

Source:  karachi.metblogs.com
Source: karachi.metblogs.com

21. When they carry a truck load of stuff on their bikes!

Source: Pakwheels
Source: Pakwheels

Dear bike walas, don’t make pedestrians, bus walas, car walas, rickshaw walas and all types of walas hate you. Please!