“Do you wanna frandship with me?”
“Ur profile picture is sooooooo cute, will you go on a date with me?”
“Good Mrning, u are very beautiful. I luuuuv youuuuuuu.”
Have you ever used these lines to start a conversation? Or are you on the receiving end of such messages? I am sure every Pakistani girl has been on the receiving end of these rather… cheesy messages. And you have to give it to the senders, they make sure they cover every medium possible, email, text messages, Facebook messages, Viber messages, LinkedIn messages, WhatsApp messages and others that I, thankfully, have not been discovered on yet. Veering from cute all the way to cheesy, nauseating and even downright funny, here is a collection of hilarious random messages every Pakistani girl gets at least once in her life.
It is a rather ‘mournful’ morning.
Umm… ready for what?
Frandship Facebook messages
Maybe she think’s princesses are cute, let me try sexy instead!
Turned out to be the uncle of a friend. Um… awkward
No, no. It is very easy. Block. Delete. Tada!
I really, truly don’t miss you.
Yes. True. “Because has no its reason”
No I am not like a walk on the beach or a bath in the sea! God!
Please stop learning. Everything. Now.