WEB CHUTNEY

If you are in your twenty somethings or crossed 25 and still single, you know the dreadful question everyone will ask you like its there duty, the why are you still single question.

It gets really frustrating, because you have to keep explaining your relationship status to prying people repeatedly.

We know the struggle and here is a list of ten cheeky answers, that *just* might help stop any future interrogations about your relationship status at social gatherings.

1. Because I am in a relationship with Pizza, and I don’t know if he will accept me like that.

2. Because I’m too fabulous for this settlement business.

3. Because Ranveer is taken, and I don’t want to come between Deepika and him.

4. And I am not too sure about Ranbir’s status either

5. Why am I still single? I really don’t know. But why are you still married?

6. Because I have offended way too many people.

7. Huh? What? Why? I don’t know.

8. Because I am compensating for all those underage marriages happening in this country.

9. I am single because he has not asked me out yet.

10. I am single because the ones who make me tingle might not be available to mingle.