WEB CHUTNEY

You parents are awesome, they gave birth to you took care of you, fed you clothe you. Basically brought you up as a best as they could. You owe them everything! Except adding them on Facebook.

Here’s why:

1. They will publicly disapprove of things you post

2. They’ll add all your friends

3. They think every boy / girl commenting or liking your picture is interested in you

4. They won’t have the hang on how to use Facebook and will keep calling you to help them every 5 minutes

5. They know exactly what your plans are

6. They also might want to join you in on your party plans

7. You have to remind friends not to post incriminating evidence on your wall

8. They’ll talk about your embarrassing past

9. They’ll write MashAllah on ALL your pictures

10. You have to explain what things like wtf/rofl/af are