10 Things A Husband Can Use To ‘Lightly Beat’ Wife

Council of Islamic Ideology (CII) suggested that husband can “lightly beat” defying wife and it has created an uproar on social media. A lot of people have completely misunderstood the whole wife-beating business. Therefore, we bring you a complete guide to “lightly beat” your dear, oh! you “defying” wife.
Here’s what you CAN’T do:
Not even this:
Here’s a list of all the things you can use to “lightly beat” your wife:
1. Feathers
2. Petals
3. Oh, and leaves
4. Water
5. Flour
6. Air
7. Perfume
8. Candy
9. Money
10. A gentle kiss, may be
Dear husbands,
Beating your wife is bad. DON’T DO THAT!