WEB CHUTNEY

As always, I was late to work today and my boss was angry. While I was thinking of an excuse to use today I thought how easy life would have been if we could be totally honest with our boss. So here’s a list of 10 totally honest excuses we all wish we could actually tell our bosses but don’t.

1. Who doesn’t spend time thinking about their life in the shower?

2. Binge watching is a ritual no one can skip!

3. Snoozing is my favourite hobby!

4. Life would have been easy if I could wear my PJ’s to work.

5. A good poop in the morning = A wonderful day!

6. Monday, why you do dis to me?

7. No one loves me more than my pets!

8. Can’t put too much pressure on the accelerator!

9. RAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!

10. This one is the most honest one for everyone who loves sleep!

Dear Boss,
Please, don’t fire me!
Sincerely,
Always-late-but-hardworking-employee.