WEB CHUTNEY

Pakistani relatives, closely related or barely related, always have an opinion on everything. From the pimple on your nose to the answer to question number 10 in your maths homework book, they know what to do - and they are not afraid (tactful or embarrassed) voicing their own opinion on it. So here are 11 opinions your Pakistani relatives are BOUND to give you:

1. Really, badam? Just badam?

2. Yeah tell that to Mark Zuckerburg

3. Yeah so the weather change is just a coincidence?

4. All the problems in your life are because you wake up late.

5. Come on! I was doing research on my paper due tomorrow.

6. Is it because no one else can make you smile?

7. Well duh! I mean what else is there to do late at night?

8. That’s okay i’ll marry my french fries.

9. Fine! It was great, excellent even.

10. But that doesn’t stop me from being bored.

11. Yes, marriage is the answer to all my life questions.

Which of these can you relate to?