WEB CHUTNEY

A lot of guys think they’re ‘scening’ with a girl or on the way to dating them but sadly they don’t realise or see the signs that prove they are in the friend-zone or even worse; the bhai-zone.

Here are ways to know you’re in the Bhai-Zone:

1. She never offers to pay for ANY-thing

For example she will never say this

2. She has two drivers, you’re one of them.

When she calls you and says “Jaldi aaao”

3. She only calls you when she needs something

4. When she does call just to have a conversation it’s usually her who’s doing most of the talking

This is what you should say:

But instead you’re like

5. She doesn’t do you any favours

When you do ask her for something she’s like,

6. If you both go some place, you usually leave when she wants to leave

Her:

You:

But sadly you end up doing what she wants and leave.

7. You know about all her problems but she knows none of yours

When you just start talking about your day:

8. She will never go out of her way for you

9. If you say no to her about anything she’ll stop speaking to you or will be very upset

10. She uses your personal information against you

11. She will talk about all her love interests/crushes or potential dating partners with you

12. Your own friends are telling you you’re bhai zoned.

Basically you’re an idiot