WEB CHUTNEY

Have you ever looked at a child and slapped them across their face in your head?

Welcome to the club, bro!

Here’s a list of 12 things only someone who hates children will understand:

1. You don’t understand why people go “AWWWWW” when they look at a child or a cute-baby-picture

What are cute baby pictures anyway? There is nothing cute about those pictures!

2. It scares the hell out of you when a friend tells you they are planning to have a baby

You can’t keep calm when a baby touches you and your friends have their babies vomiting, peeing and pooping all over them!

3. You hate all the kids in your family because you just can’t tolerate them

4. You hate it when children are yelling inside a restaurant

5. You hate the parents who think their children are super-smart when all they can do is sing “Twinkle Twinkle little star”

6. When a child blocks your way in a supermarket aisle, all you want to do is run them over with your trolley

7. Babies on a plane are your worst nightmare!

8. You make horrible faces to scare little kids when no one’s looking

9. You don’t know how to hold a toddler and when someone asks you to hold their child you are like

10. When they throw tantrums over the stupidest of things!

11. When they run all over the place wearing their noisy squeaky shoes!

12. When you ask people how can they tolerate kids and they say “you will know when you have your own kids”

What do you hate about children the most?