WEB CHUTNEY

We have all had one friend in our group who is known as the Phaddaybaaz friend. Here’s what it’s like to have a Phaddaybaaz friend:

1. They are ALWAYS angry!

2. They are ALWAYS ready to fight, for good or bad!

3. They have gotten into fights at the most inappropriate times

Be it a hospital, wedding, a friend’s place, school corridor, THEY JUST DON’T CARE!

4. You can’t crack jokes in front of them because you never know what gets them mad

5. They don’t know the meaning of a “peaceful” conversation

6. You literally have to strangle them to protect them from fighting people

7. Going shopping with them is impossible because they turn bargaining into a fight

8. You are constantly asking them to chill out!

9. When you see them having an argument with someone you hate, this is what goes on inside your head “PHADDA! PHADDA! PHADDA!”

10. People don’t mess with you because they don’t want to piss your Phaddaybaaz friend off

11. When you are in trouble, you know who to ask for help

They will beat the shit out of anyone for you.

12. But you are going to be the person who bails them out of jail in case they get into too much trouble

Dear Phaddaybaaz friend,

Thanks for always saving our a**es.