WEB CHUTNEY

Love is beautiful - Yes!

Couples are cute - NO!

Couples are annoying. They all do weird shit that makes everyone uncomfortable. There’s always that one couple on your Facebook, your friends’ group, your family hell they’re EVERYWHERE and they annoy the hell out of you. Here’s what couples do that make us hate them:

1. The Baby talk - Baby, sugar, honey, pumpkin, koochiko!

Your partner is not your baby! He/she is a grown up or you are a pedophile! And they sure are not anything to eat, so STAHP IT!

2. Becoming the love guru for all the single people they know

Stop matchmaking, you don’t know anything about why we’re single!

3. FDA - Facebook display of affection

We are not interested in your lovey-dovey Facebook statuses or gazillion couple pictures!

4. PDA - Public display of highly unnecessary affection

GET A ROOM!

5. Binge texting each other ALL THE TIME while hanging out with friends

6. Being inseparable - Invite 1, both of them show up

7. Holding hands all the FRIGGING time

8. Talking about their bae all the time when they are not around

9. Wearing matching coloured outfits

10. Using each other’s email addresses and social media accounts

11. Telling each other everything even friends’ secrets

12. Celebrating monthiversary and anniversaries

One month ENGAGEMENT anniversary

13. Having an argument in public and expecting no one to interrupt

14. Discussing future plans with everyone

We are happy you are in love but can you please keep your love life to yourself? Can you try being less annoying for all the people out there, please?

Thanks!