WEB CHUTNEY

Your cousin getting married can be one of the funnest things to happen, but it can also be one of the most annoying things to happen. Here’s why:

1. You’re uber excited that they’ve finally found someone

2. You help them make decisions about EVERYTHING from food to the dresses

This is you when your cousin starts freaking out:

3. You’re obviously in charge of all the dance practices

4. You become somewhat jealous of your cousin’s significant other

At first you’re like,

But then you’re like,

5. You aren’t the first person they come to any more

6. The phone calls start becoming fewer and farther apart

7. When you guys hang out, the cousin’s significant other always comes around too

IF you guys have a sleep over the significant other is also there… via Skype:

8. Your conversation revolves around their significant other

Sometimes about things you really don’t want to know!

9. They can’t attend your late night calls anymore

10. During big family gatherings they don’t leave their significant other’s side

Leaving you ALL alone

11. When you want to be the first to call on your cousins birthday, his/her significant other beats you to it

12. They’re just not the same anymore

13. Your cousins parents give the significant other more attention than you

14. And now your parents keep asking when you’re gonna get married

Sigh. Cousin, why do I love you so much?