WEB CHUTNEY

I am not a fan of cricket, personally I think we should promote our other sports apart from cricket but saying that in Pakistan is quite blasphemous. For those of you like me who aren’t huge fans of cricket, here are some things you can relate to:

1. You never played cricket as a kid or you sucked at it

2. You’re never excited for any cricket game ever, not even Pakistan vs India.

3. People are shocked when you tell them you don’t like watching cricket

4. The games are so long and boring

5. Match days never really affect your work because you aren’t hovering in front of the TV but doing your work

6. You hate how EVERYONE is doing nothing but watching the match when their favourite team is playing

7. When you hear the word skipper something else comes to your mind

8. You have no idea who the players are except a few famous ones

Hey is that Shahid Afridi? I love his Boom Boom chewing gum!

9. You like going out during games because the roads are EMPTY

10. You do not get cricket jokes/memes at all

11. When people speak about the strategy in the game you’re like

12. Sometimes you get into the game to fit in but inside you’re like

13. You hate the celebratory gunfire that happens when Pakistan wins

14. Whenever Pakistan does win though you get happy because everyone around you is

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