WEB CHUTNEY

Valentine’s day is awesome if you have someone taking you out, and if you’re a girl. But Valentine’s day sucks if you’re alone. If you’re single on Valentine’s day here are somethings you can relate to:

1. You only see couples during valentines day

2. You cringe everytime you hear someone talk about their valentines day plans

3. You see red EVERYWHERE

4. The fact that everything is in the shape of a heart makes you mad

Thats not how a heart is even shaped dammit!

5. Those damn kids keep offering you flowers but you don’t know how to tell them that no one loves you

6. You keep hearing about restaurants Valentines day offers and it makes you sick

7. These jokes make you laugh and cry at the same time

8. You secretly hope someone asks you out on valentines day

10. You start praying to God

11. You contemplate why you’re single

12. You say its by choice but who’s choice?

13. You get desperate and think about people you can spend valentines day with

14. But then you remember how stupid Valentine’s day is

15. Then you just resort to buying pizza because pizza is <3

You don’t need anyone on Valentine’s day. If you’re really desperate for a Valentine, ask your mom!