WEB CHUTNEY

The only thing that we are worried about after graduation is our first job! It is exciting, it makes you feel like an adult and it definitely teaches you a lot of lessons.

Here are 15 things your first job is likely to teach you:

1. You don’t hate Mondays anymore, you HATE everyday

2. You get Zaleel-ofied and you get used to it with time.

3. The world doesn’t revolve around you. Actually, nobody gives a shit to who you are and where you have come from

4. You learn to keep your mouth shut and control your funny laughter

5. You realize that a deadline at work is serious shit

6. You may be allergic to bullshit but you learn to work with the most annoying person on your team

7. You master the art of faking a smile

8. You know the slackers

9. You either become a slacker yourself or become very very hardworking

10. You find creative ways to waste your time at work

11. You learn creative ways to insult others

12. There’s no such thing as “Your Thing”. You do whatever you are asked to do

13. You learn to love things you hate

14. When money is coming your way, you don’t ask questions

15. You learn the meaning of true happiness – YOUR FIRST PAY CHEQUE

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