Aunties are awesome, they’re nice, give you gifts and don’t bother you much. But there are some aunties who aren’t like these aunties. These aunties I’m going to talk about really suck
Here are 15 aunties we all hate:
1. The maulana aunty who keeps asking you to pray and fast
Beta please namaz parlo
2. The aunty who looks at you and says kitnay barray/barri ho gaye ho beta/beti
Honestly, What was she expecting?
2. The aunty who recommends you change your clothes to something more appropriate or shave your beard
When you come out and haven’t changed she gives you this look
3. That rishta aunty who asks you for your bio data at every wedding and has a rishta waiting for you all the time
Her standard question
4. The aunty who won’t stop hugging you and kissing you
It’s like she has to hurt you when she hugs you
5. The high-fi aunty who is too elite to talk to you
When you go up to say salaam
6. The aunty who’s just plain rude
When you ask her for something
7. The aunty who takes advantage of her old age
cuts in lines, “beta, paani la do” and you’re like
8. The aunty who brags about her own children all the time
Ok, we get it your son has a good job…Jeez.
9. The aunty who won’t stop asking you questions about your studies and job
Most peoples reaction
10. The add-me-on-facebook aunty
When she corners you and forces you to add her
11. The aunty who forces you to keep eating even when you are full
Even when your full and can’t eat more she’s like :
12. The foreigner kanjoos aunty who comes to Pakistan and doesn’t get you anything
Why? What is your problem? Are chocolates that expensive? Like A jolly rancher would do too
13. The nosy aunty who has to interfere in everything
Why can’t she mind her own business?
14. The gossip queen aunty who knows everything about everyone
Do you know how many times he’s been divorced? :
15. The mujhe-nahi-bulaya aunty
When she finds out you didn’t call her
Have we missed out on any aunty? Let us know!