WEB CHUTNEY

Dance practice is something everyone does during shaadi season. No shaadi can be complete with those chaotic moments in dance practice. Here are somethings you go through there is dance practice at your house

1. There is a Whatsapp/Facebook group to get everyone together

2. Getting never ending messages from those groups that have nothing to do with the dances

3. Begging choreographers or friends to come and teach dances

4. Picking the perfect day and time when everyone’s free to come for dance practice

5. Calling everyone at 6 and everyone shows up at 9 or 9 30

6. Panicking last minute because you forgot to arrange speakers/laptop/internet or something really essential for practice

7. When everyone does come they’re doing more socialising than dancing

8. When its time to learn the dances no one wants to dance

9. After forcing people to dance you get a group who’s dancing and a group who’s making fun of the dancers.

10. Then are those people in the dance who feel they know more than the others

11. And you always have to accomodate that one couple who always want to be in the same dance

12. And make sure that annoying guy who’s hitting on all the girls is not harassing anyone

12. After five minutes of practice everyone’s dying for a break.

13. Once a new step is taught everyone forgets the pervious step

14. It’s an endless vicious cycle of remembering and forgetting dances

15. Everyone starts getting more concerned about the food than the dances.

16. Finally food is served and everyone forgets about dancing.

no matter how many days your spend practicing everyone is only going to learn on the last couple of days.