WEB CHUTNEY

ISIS are known for coming up with extremely crazy and cruel laws and rules such as banning pigeons. Here are some other bizarre and cruel rules and laws they have.

1. Subjects such as Chemistry and French are banned and are replaced by Islamic studies.

2. Female doctors can only treat female patients that too in Islamic dresses.

3. Every workplace needs to be closed down during the time of prayers.

4. Women who leave the house without the company of a male relative are taken in custody by ISIS and their husbands are given 80 lashes.

5. Apostasy, meaning abandoning your religion (Islam) or turning non-religious is the most heinous crime and leads to beheading

6. You cannot use the term Daesh (for ISIS) or you will be stoned (tied and beaten with stones, not the stoned you are thinking).

7. Graves and shrines of any kind are prohibited and will be destroyed.

8. Kuffar (non-believers) will be captured and converted into Islam.

9. A person who cheats or commits adultery will be punished by stoning to death (if married) and 100 whips and exile for 1 year for a single person (so yeah, that’s what premarital sex will cost you under the ISIS rule).

10. Drugs, alcohol, and cigarettes are banned, and if you are found drinking alcohol then the punishment is 80 whips.

11. Women are told that stability is at home and they should not go outside unless necessary.

12. The punishment of banditry is killing and crucifying if the thief killed someone and stole the money. If he just stole someone’s money then his right hand and his left leg will be cut.

13. If you commit the crime of sodomy (same gender sex) then the punishment will be your and your partner’s death.

14. Women are not allowed to sit on chairs in public areas.

15. Women should wear Islamic dresses (abaya and veil) at all times.

16. Women’s shop (like hairdressers and tailors) are to be closed if a man enters.

17. No man can be clean shaven and having Western haircut is prohibited.

18. Disrupting the interests of people (or basically pissing them off in any way such as a bad haircut or telling them wrong directions) can cause you several lashes and/or amputation of your body parts.

ISIS = Crazy

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