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Bakra Eid is the most special occasion for Muslims all over the world because this Eid is bigger and better! And foodier… mmm… food… And you know what comes with Eid? ALL YOUR RISHTEDARS and neighbours and friends!

Here are 19 types of people you definitely met on Bakra Eid:

1. The one who was super excited about getting the bakra and gaye

2. The one who had seen ALL the bakras and gaye in the locality. Literally ALL of them.

3. The gang that took their sacrificial animal for a walk, no, run every NIGHT!

4. The one who took pictures and selfies with their sacrificial animal EVERYDAY

5. The one who spent all his/her time with the sacrificial animal and smelt like it too…

6. The humari-gaye-4-lakh-ki-hai person

7. The one who knew the prices of all the sacrificial animals in the locality

8. The one who hated sacrificing the animal on the day of Eid

9. The one who didn’t eat meat (on this day only) because they loved their animal so much

10. The one who loved his/her animal a lot but still ate the tikka boti like there was no tomorrow

11. The one who wants chicken even on Bakra Eid

12. The person who refused to touch raw meat but went crazy over the boti!

13.The kya-aap-ke-fridge-mei-jagah-hai aunty

14. The family who has never ending dawats

15. That angel of God who gave you Eidi even on Bakra Eid

16. And all the other kanjoos people who didn’t even bother with Eidi

17. The one who put up pictures and videos of his/her sacrificial animal being slaughtered…

18. The Qasayi who is always busy and always late!

19.The one who didn’t wake up before lunch time

How many of these people did you meet? Share your experiences in the comments below!

And don’t forget to have a bakra-licious Eid!