WEB CHUTNEY

If you love her, like really really love her and you truly want her to be yours, then make sure you NEVER EVER use any of these pick-up lines.

EVER!!!

1)

She ain’t NASWAAR, bro!

2)

Are you a truck wala?

3)

And you are WAJIB UL KATAL!

4)

NAHIIIII!

5)

She doesn’t want to marry a weila let alone EDWARD! YUCK!

6)

No, my father is not a terrorist, but he will find you and he will kill you!

7)

Even Dhandli won’t help you!

8)

No one’s home!

9)

Can I be your Karela?

10)

I hope you die of diabetes!

11)

You are my pareshani!

12)

Can you shave your head for me?

13)

And you’d be McCheap.

14)

*Face Palm*

15)

Planning a family, already?

16)

What’d you call ma’ daddy!?

17)

This is HARAM!

18)

And no rishtas were given that day!

19)

See you in the hereafter then!

20)

Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
How I wonder what you are!
Once you know who you are,
The mental hospital is not so far!