WEB CHUTNEY

Let’s face it, we’ve all lied to our parents at some point or another in our lives. Let’s take a look at all those times we’ve lied to our parents and thought they didn’t suspect a thing!

1. “She’s just a friend, Ma.”

As are all my other exes, crushes and anyone else I am eyeing for a relationship at any time, ever.

2. “Report card toh aaya hi nahi!”

“I swear, Mummy! Sach mein!”

3. Asad: “I’m going over to Owais’s place to study tonight, Baba.”

4. “What? The vase is broken? I have no idea how it broke!”

5. “Wow! I love this dress, Ma!”

6. “I was studying all night, Abba. Exam hi bohut mushkil tha!”

Last night:

7. “College ke saare bachche jaa rahe hain. Teachers bhi honge saath mein!”

And that’s how the Bhurban trip finally happened.

8. “Haan Ma, maine khaana kha liya.”

9. “Homework? Aaj toh homework mila hi nahi!”

10. “Anum dropped me home, Baba.”

11. “I was home all along, Ma. Didn’t go anywhere while you were away”

12. “All the girls slept in one room, and the boys slept in the other room.”

13. “The teacher just hates me. She always gives me lower marks!”

14. “Sorry I missed your call! I was in the bathroom/in class/busy/talking to my professor about my project.”

Sometimes, you just don’t have the energy for that conversation

15. “Beta tum ne woh kaam kar diya?”

“Hello…Papa? Kuch sunai nahi de raha! Signal weak hai!”

16. “Mere dost cigarette peete hain, iska yeh toh matlab nahi ke main bhi peeta hun?”

17. “Nahi, Ma! Yeh kisi ladki ka nahi hai! Ye to mera hi hai! Aaj kal ka fashion hai.”

18. “Haan Mummy, sab kuch theek hai!”

Kuch theek nahi hai! My world is crumbling, please talk to me…

Let us know in our comments section if you think we missed out any of the cheeky lies.

All GIFs sourced from here and here unless otherwise stated.

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