Mark ZingerBurger is one of the funniest people on twitter. Here are some of the most funniest tweets by him
1. Mona Lisa be cold
When Mona Lisa visited Islamabad in January pic.twitter.com/Xxkpp1ium6
— Mark ZingerBurger® (@FBkaBaap) February 2, 2025
2. Every single person ever
When your crush says i am single
You be like pic.twitter.com/UguEjauNDF
— Mark ZingerBurger® (@FBkaBaap) February 1, 2025
3. Best pickup line ever
Hey baby, do you wanna date?
I brought a whole box with me when I went to Madina.#IslamiPickUpLine
— Mark ZingerBurger® (@FBkaBaap) January 31, 2025
4. Meera G lol
Reporter :Your favourite Hollywood actor meera g ?
She : Jeeto Diesel
Reporter : ??
She : Vin Diesel— Mark ZingerBurger® (@FBkaBaap) January 31, 2025
5. Sigh Meera G
Reporter : Pakistani Team is an underdog
Meera : Tum dog tumhara poora khandan dog
— Mark ZingerBurger® (@FBkaBaap) January 17, 2025
6. Someone should figure how to make Fair and lovely do this
Kash Fair n Lovely se rang ke sath sath future bhe bright hota hota
— Mark ZingerBurger® (@FBkaBaap) January 29, 2025
7. I wasn’t looking in anyone’s paper sir
When examiner catches you trying to cheat… pic.twitter.com/7u8AQgN3zP
— Abdullah Bokhari (@EvilGenius_07) January 26, 2025
8. Seriously, treat me!
X : Happy birthday…Treat?
Y: Yar idhr meri zindagi ka ek saal kam ho gaya ha aur tujhe treat ke pari hue ha
— Mark ZingerBurger® (@FBkaBaap) January 24, 2025
9. For all the engineers out there
Word : Parha likha berozgar
Synonym : An Engineer— Mark ZingerBurger® (@FBkaBaap) January 24, 2025
10. Jee Aunty Farida, this is for you!
If you are a Pakistani and live abroad
It is your responsibility to bring toys and chocolates for all rishtedaro ke bachay
— Mark ZingerBurger® (@FBkaBaap) January 22, 2025
11. Actions are judged by intentions
Fuck ko F*** likhne se gunnah utna he milta hai
— Mark ZingerBurger® (@FBkaBaap) January 22, 2025
12. Truth
Two khalifas which i want in my life
1.Burj Khalifa
2.Mia Khalifa— Mark ZingerBurger® (@FBkaBaap) January 22, 2025
13. For anyone you hate
He : Aj tumhe TV pe dekha
She : Awww…kaun sa channel?
He : Animal Planet*Blocked*
— Mark ZingerBurger® (@FBkaBaap) January 22, 2025
14. Plzz
Candy Crush ke requests send karne walon
Baji ka rishta bhe kabhi send kr do— Mark ZingerBurger® (@FBkaBaap) January 21, 2025
15. Yay Youtube!
Youtube opened in Pakistan after 4 years
*4 saal 5 maheene 10 din*
— Mark ZingerBurger® (@FBkaBaap) January 18, 2025
16. Seriously
Baby are you a pilot ?
Because tum paise bahut urati ho
— Mark ZingerBurger® (@FBkaBaap) January 30, 2025
17. Misery loves company
When you and your friend fail the same subject pic.twitter.com/zF8W2yb2rK
— Mark ZingerBurger® (@FBkaBaap) January 15, 2025
18. It isn’t official till it’s on Facebook
Pehle shadi halls main shadiyan hua karti theen ab social media pe hoti han
— Mark ZingerBurger® (@FBkaBaap) January 10, 2025
19. Why weekend? Why?
Pic 1 : How Weekdays Past
Pic 2 : How Weekend Past pic.twitter.com/vpRQz9CjcF— Mark ZingerBurger® (@FBkaBaap) January 10, 2025
20. NO! Not Phuppo ka beta!
Teri shadi phupho ke betay ke saath tei ho chuke ha pic.twitter.com/mZqowHAfBf
— Mark ZingerBurger® (@FBkaBaap) January 9, 2025
21. The answer is right, the questions are wrong
When Teacher says
Tumhare sare sawalo ke jawab ghalat kyun han? pic.twitter.com/51lXNwsrbZ
— Mark ZingerBurger® (@FBkaBaap) January 7, 2025
22. Shaggy - Wasn’t me
Ammi be like
Kis ne fridge mai se pani ke bottle nkal k dbara bhar k nhe rkhe… pic.twitter.com/e0h0Qmebh1— Mark ZingerBurger® (@FBkaBaap) June 24, 2024
23. Pakistan Super League
Actual PSL Teams
.Dunya News United
.Ary News Kings
.Geo News Qalandars
.Express News Zalmi
.PTV Sports Gladiators— Mark ZingerBurger® (@FBkaBaap) February 2, 2025
24. Your welcome Asma
20,20 ka load jama kar ke aj asma apni gari ke malik ban gye ha pic.twitter.com/cUpj54rTEa
— Mark ZingerBurger® (@FBkaBaap) December 20, 2024
25. Please bachao
*Calls Rescue 1122*
Hello mera bhai doob gaya haKahan…samandar mai?
Nhe Qarze mai
— Mark ZingerBurger® (@FBkaBaap) December 12, 2024
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