Pakalu Papito (@pakalupapito), an Indian tweeter, is a man who has everyone’s tummies in multiple knots of laughter. With his brutal honesty, this man will make you doubt your own sense of humour! He loves camels and thinks he is ugly. We think he is HYSTERICAL!
With a following of over 748,000 people on Twitter and over 489,000 friends on Facebook, this guy is a social-media legend!
Here are 32 reasons we LOVE THIS GUY!
1. Some people disappoint you so much!
if u were a chip pic.twitter.com/wfk4QahMBU
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) May 31, 2024
2. He has a point!
why ignore me when you can adore me
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) June 1, 2024
3. I stopped breathing for a while after reading this!
breathe if you love me
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) May 30, 2024
4. LMAO!
i think ur suffering from a lack of vitamin me
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) May 18, 2024
5. That’s my new motto of life!
never give up on your dreams keep sleeping.
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) May 6, 2024
6. I like 72% of every human being, I am not a bad person!
if u like water u already like 72% of me
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) May 19, 2024
7. This is me all the time!
roses are red, I'm going to bed
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) April 30, 2024
8. X-rays?
dont send nudes… send xrays its whats inside that counts
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) April 30, 2024
9. This is so true!
a selfie a day keeps the followers away
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) May 4, 2024
10. I didn’t even say “yes” to the gym!
i broke up with my gym we were just not working out
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) May 6, 2024
11. Hahahaha! This is awesome!
they say u r what u eat but i dont remember eating a fuckin legend
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) May 8, 2024
12. How we all hate auto-correct!
i wish my phone would stop correcting "omg" to "OMG" i'm not that shocked
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) May 20, 2024
13. You face!
how can u face your problem if ur problem is ur face
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) May 20, 2024
14. Hibrows!
what if one day u woke up and u didnt have eyebrows Byebrows
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) May 21, 2024
15. He is very intelligent!
today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation toward local swimming pool. i gave him a glass of water
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) May 29, 2024
16. This pick-up line!
on a scale of 1-10 u’re a 9 and im the 1 u need
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) May 29, 2024
17. I want a lot of people in my life to do these two things:
two things: 1. where have u been all my life? 2. can u plz go back there?
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) April 18, 2024
18. Me on a diet:
i was on a diet for a month and all i lost was 30 days
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) June 1, 2024
19. Adult stuff!
yeah baby i am an animal in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) June 2, 2024
20. Everyone’s piggy banks!
my piggy bank be like pic.twitter.com/B3YnI6oE2T
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) May 30, 2024
21. True that!
perks of dating me: u will be the hot one
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) June 6, 2024
22. Story of all our lives
my head is hurting because i thought about my future for 0.3 seconds
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) May 30, 2024
23. YUP
my favorite outdoor activity is going back inside
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) May 30, 2024
24. Kanye begs to differ
I can't even go to the shop because people think I am Kanye west and want photos with me pic.twitter.com/wCX68iJNsO
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) May 30, 2024
25. Honesty IS the best policy.
hey sorry im late i didnt want to come
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) June 2, 2024
26. SO. MANY. PEOPLE.
i found a seat with ur name on it pic.twitter.com/3mBdlzKz57
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) June 2, 2024
27. LOL
r u my appendix? cuz u seem kind of useless to me.
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) June 3, 2024
28. I just lost my appetite
Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) June 3, 2024
29. Well said, indeed.
well said pic.twitter.com/kKO2Yew9Gw
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) May 24, 2024
30. ROFLing
hey can u please never talk to me again its for a school project
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) May 26, 2024
31. I beg to differ.
itunes has got it all wrong the hottest single of the year is me
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) May 26, 2024
32. OMGROFFL
IDGAF = i dont give away food
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) May 26, 2024
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