WEB CHUTNEY

Khabees orat is the most straight forward person you will ever come across on Facebook. Here’s a list of X times Khabees orat said everything you have always wanted to say:

1. When someone you hate talking to calls you

2. When creeps message you on Facebook saying “nice pic, dear!”

3. When you have a skinny friend who eats a lot but doesn’t gain weight

4. When paycheck is the only reason you love your job

5. When all you want to do is sleep

6. When your partner is a slacker

7. When rishta aunty wants to know your height

8. When you are insomniac and shameless!

9. When sleeping is your favourite hobby

10. When you have to aukaat-zone people!

11. When your friend is a total bitch

12. When you need pizza more than a boyfriend

13. When you can’t help but be honest AF

14. When you and your work-bestie hate the work place

15. When you are a lazy butt

16. When there’s nothing better than sleeping

17. When you don’t give a fu*k

18. When someone ogles at you

19. When you have a dirty-minded friend

20. When you know you deserve better

21. When they see you rollin’

22. When they are jealous of you because they aren’t you

23. When you comment on friend’s post and one of their creepy friends sends you a friend request

24. When someone stares you

25. When you boyfriend asks for a nude picture

26. When they have a shallow mind

27. When you have to deal with a dil-phaink person

28. When finding a perfect man is not easy

29. When a lot of people are forgetting their aukaat

30. When lardkey wale demand a car in dowry

31. When everyone hates phupho

32. When you have to deal with patriarchal bullshit

33. When people won’t just behave

34. When you have to deal with body shaming

35. When you don’t do anything all day but still feel tired

36. When people speak without thinking

37. When he is ugly and wants to marry someone like kathrina

38. When you have a resting bitch-face