WEB CHUTNEY

When you have an accent for whatever reason you do people tend to assume things about you. Those people should know when you assume things you make an “ass” out of “u” and “me”.

Here are some things you go through when you have an accent:

1. People assume you’re rich

Oh you speak well must be rich!

2. Or you’re faking it

No, I’m not. I just saw a lot of sesame street as a kid

3. You must be a burger

I am not a burger I eat them

4. People also assume you’re smart

It’s the way I speak guys it doesn’t measure how smart I am

5. They think you studied abroad

Again, I just watched a lot of sesame street

6. They also assumed your life was easy

I had troubles growing up too! Speaking English well doesn’t help.

7. You were always picked to give presentation

It was a given

8. And were always picked by the teacher to read in class

I really wonder why?

9. You were asked to speak in Urdu because it’s hilarious

This is people when your spoke in Urdu