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Lady Gaga was banned from China and put on a list of hostile foreign forces after she met with the Dalai Lama to discuss Yoga.

The Dalai Lama is considered a “Wolf in monks robes” by Beijing officials. China and the Dalai Lama have has bad blood since 1959 and is described as “a political exile who has been carrying out separatist activities for a long time”

The meeting between Lady Gaga and the Dalai Lama was broadcasted live on Facebook.

Following the meeting the communist party propaganda department issued an “Important instruction” banning her and her entire repertoire from mainland China.

Guess no more Lady Gaga concerts in China.