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An anonymous user has put Pakistan Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif up for sale on ebay, an American ecommerce store.

So far there have been 100 bids with the highest bid being more than £60,000, his price now stands at a Rs 62.3 lakhs. The advertisement has been posted under the caption, “Useless Pakistani PM Nawaz Sharif for Sale.”

The seller said,

“Used Pakistani Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif for sale. No longer needed. Needs a bit of TLC. No box or instructions. Buyer must collect. Seller not prepared to touch item. Pick up from central London today, address will be supplied on completion of sale. Buyer must arrange own transport. Not in working condition. It never worked. It was faulty and corrupt by birth. The whole range of the product and its family is Genetically defected and corrupt. Take it away and rid us of this disease.”

Seller added,

“Usually found in England, America and turkey more than in Pakistan. All business, properties and family in London but still wants to be a prime minister in Pakistan. Currently in London consulting an ex corrupt president of Pakistan on how to save his corrupt assets and save his ass.”

And if you want to buy Punjab CM Shahbaz Sharif, then you can buy him too,

“Buy this and a similar item in smaller pack Mr Shahbaz Sharif will be given for free with it and that item is good with drama and passionate speeches but no use too.”

The bidding will end on April 20, 2016.