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A 22 year-old Russian man married… a pizza!

The man, whose name is still not known, claimed that Pizza will never betray and he loves it.

Love between two humans is a complicated wild thing. I was grateful that I had at least my love of food and then it came to me that actually love for food remains stable no matter what. Pizza would not reject you or betray you, and speaking quite frankly and sincerely, I love it.

The groom also implied that humans will always be complaining and that their relationship is special. #SoCheesy

“At some point I realised that half of my friends were complaining about their better half, while the others were complaining about the lack of a better half.”

The ceremony was held in a pizzeria in Tomsk, the couple’s hometown. The staff of the pizzeria issued the newly-weds their marriage certificate.