WEB CHUTNEY

We LOVE selfies! We spend hours to get that one perfect selfie for our social media account.

Do you know what happens when you take a selfie?

Here’s what happens when you want to take a perfect selfie:

You look at yourself in the mirror and realise you look really good!

No, like you look REALLY REALLY good!

You decide it’s the perfect time to take a selfie.

So you take out your phone and go for it

And then you notice it!

That big fat ugly pimple! It’s trying to take over your face

Okay! No worries, you can take a selfie from another angle

OMG! IT’S STILL THERE!

Okay, relax! Let’s take it from another angle. You’re determined to get a great selfie

AND THE PIMPLE IS NOT VISIBLE! Oh wait, but the lighting is a little off

You use some filters but none of them work

OMG! WHY DO YOU LOOK SO FAT?

You think that’s how you always look?

Okay, last time! If it doesn’t work now it won’t work ever. This is going to be the one! I can feel it.

And the pimple is back!

One last time! Seriously, last time!

Again?!?

Final try! The actual last time.

OMG!!!

You know what, phone? GO TO HELL!

Selfies are stupid anyway.