WEB CHUTNEY

A woman loves to decorate, organise and clean her house. But for a man the rules of household chores are a bit different, they are fine with the messy bed, cupboards, kitchen, rooms etcetera. And asking him to help you with the household chore will scare the hell out of him. Here are 14 excuses every Pakistani man will give to avoid household chores:

1. “You have turned into a clean-freak!”

2. “What dirt?”

“I don’t see it!”

3. “I’m so tired, I had a really hectic day at work, can you please give me a break?”

4. “I can’t darling, I have a really important presentation to work on for tomorrow”

5. “I can’t do anything right now I am waiting for an important call”

6. “I don’t like doing household chores”

7. “I kind of like the mess, it’s different from the rest!”

Huh? Huh? No? Okay… *cricket chirping*

8. “Why do we need to clean the fridge and cupboards every month?”

9. “Why don’t you ask the maid to do all these things? We are paying her more than enough”

10. “When did you ask me do that?”

11. “Baby, I’d love to help you but I really need to think of new ideas for my project”

12. “The house looks absolutely fine, let’s go out and spend some time together instead!”

13. “You are amazing at multitasking, jaan, you can do it better than I could ever do it!”

14. “And I will do it later (which means he will never clean anything. Ever.)”