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There are people who love meetha and then there are those people who are irresistibly and irrecoverably in love with meetha! Someone who doesn’t love meetha (dessets) needs to get their taste buds tested.

Here are 23 signs you are truly, madly and deeply in love with meetha:

1. Your day is incomplete unless you have something sweet!

2. You drool over pictures and videos of desserts on the internet!

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3. You can eat dessert as a meal! Dessert as a main course is the best thing ever!

4. You love to eat cake for breakfast!

5. No matter how much you eat, there is always room for dessert because dessert doesn’t go to the stomach, dessert goes straight to the HEART!

6. Sweet Factory is your favourite spot in the mall and you wouldn’t mind buying EVERYTHING!

7. A dessert is never “too rich” or “too heavy”. THAT JUST DOESN’T HAPPEN

8. The feeling you get from eating chocolate and sweets is incomparable.

9. Anyone who brings you cakes, cupcakes, donuts, chocolates, mithai or anything sweet becomes your favourite person.

10. While eating a dessert you are in a trance-like state and you don’t care if people are judging you

11. You DON’T share your dessert with ANYONE and if you do then that person is FRIGGING important to you. (obviously not more important than dessert)

12. Sweet shops and ice cream parlours where they allow you to taste your food before placing the order instantly become your favourite!

13. A jar full of Nutella all for yourself is like a dream come true.

14. You can have ice cream any day any time! Having an ice cream in winters is your favourite thing to do!

15. You are the cookie-CHOR and mithai-CHOR of your house!

16. Lava cakes melt your heart like the lava in the cake!

17. At a wedding reception while everyone is going crazy over biryani, you are filling your plates with dessert!

18. And if they have a dessert bar, it’s your favourite wedding reception ever!

19. You never use dessert plates and spoons because they are TOO SMALL!

20. The only way to deal with excessive emotions is by getting high on chocolate and ice cream!

21. Someone who bakes is your best friend! Can I marry a HALWAI?

22. People can easily bribe you in to doing things by offering a dessert!

23. You can leave food but you can’t quit Meetha! You don’t even care about getting diabetes or gaining weight!

Never quit on MEETHA because meetha will always be there for you. Meetha will keep making your life sweet, LITERALLY. It will never let you down. It will bring you up when you are feeling low. It will help you get through your heartbreak. It will be with you through thick and thin!

Go get a Gulab Jamun NOW!